Beef Fiesta

A group or party almost completely composed of men. A beef fiesta has more men present than a sausage fest. Those unfortunate men who end up at a beef fiesta end up feeling violated and go into shock after exposure to the unholy and massive amounts of wiener present at a beef fiesta.

Alex - Dude, I almost went to that shady party down in the valley. I heard it was a total beef fiesta!
John - Man, I bet you're glad you didn't go.
Alex - Hell yeah.

by twiddleurthumbs January 5, 2012

Dirty Felesha

When a big titty bitch can pop her teeth out and give you one of the best blow jobs of your life

Some chick gave me a dirty Felesha last night and I came in like 2 minutes all over her huge titties.

by Dirty Felesha April 15, 2020

vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008

Black Bean Fiesta

The act of defecating on a female while simultaneously ejaculating on to her.

When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."

by PensiveGoose July 6, 2010

fever dream films

a film you can recall vividly but can't quite remember to many details about the film

"I remember watching this film when I was a kid, I thought it was just one of those fever dream films, but it's actually real"

by chocolateswitchUD May 13, 2022

Fiesco

A Mexican party gone wrong.

The party turned out to be a complete fiesco when someone filled the pinata with bean dip.

by Anthony Meade February 13, 2007

dingleberry fiesta

1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.

2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.

3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.

It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.

by roberto el gringo March 6, 2009