desert strike

A game involving hitting any male member or combattant in the testicles with a large metal pole or baseball bat crushing them completely. favoured by Alex J Blyth.

He rolled on the floor in agony after desert striking.

by Trotsky&co January 17, 2004

desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019

Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other

When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.

by Arugulae December 26, 2014

Sickly foal from brown desert

An Australian model best known for her strawberry shortcake inspired photos on Instagram

I wonder when sickly foal from brown desert will post more photos on Instagram , it feels like it’s been forever

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021

Man Desert

A man desert is a community where female residents have limited access to quality men.

Northeast Ohio is a man desert. Becky and her friends have been unable to find quality men in this underserved area. Becky is considering moving to Chicago where there is an abundance of ambition and attractive men.

by Buckeye1721 December 14, 2024

Desert View Elementary

Desert View Elementary is the worst school in New Mexico And I suggest u to not put ur kid in that school.

Desert View Elementaryis the worst school in New Mexico.

by Call me daddy 4206921666 May 22, 2019

deserter dan

"Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else

But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she will now be knows as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023