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themstrural cycle

The new politically correct way of referring to the old version which was menstrual cycle. Now it's inclusive.
They/them 1: Wow I'm having a rough go on my themstrural cycle.

They/them 2: your what?

They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of calling it.

They/them 2: but you were born a guy.
by anonymous February 26, 2023
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lunar cycle

A euphemistic way of referring to a woman's menstrual period.
Girl: I'm not feeling so chipper today. I'm on my, um...

Boy: Your lunar cycle?
Girl: Yes!
by Hymen Roth September 20, 2016
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Vicious cycle

An overrated, half-assed band with an overused, half-assed name. The band has existed for 32 years probably and enjoys having it's many fan, Cory, in the Portland\vancouver metro area. The band was made famous after coming up with their most original album idea yet: sex robots. A fully functional sexbot was built for a local show, but after wandering away from the venue it was found with two women, knee deep in a swamp of passion and a bucket of chicken. When they can't be found shredding the ears off the folks at the 40 et 8 BINGO hall, they can be found in someone's garage shredding the established idea of decent music.
-"Hey, have you heard that awesome band vicious cycle!?"

-"No."
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024
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themstrural cycle

The new politically correct way of saying it. Far more inclusive than the old way.
They/them 1: I cant wait for this themstrural cycle to run it's course

They/them 2: what?

They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of saying menstrual cycle.

They/them 2: but you were born a guy.
by anonymous February 26, 2023
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2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020
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fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.
Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”
by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024
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Brovary Cycle

The cycle in which, like a period, a males testicles will fall off and begin to regrow over the course of a month.
My balls fell off, my teacher told me i just was going through the brovary cycle.”
by Mike hawkly April 27, 2021
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