Caffiness

The feeling of elation that comes when one discovers, usually after an extended period of time, that there is more coffee left over to drink in one’s cup.

I found true caffiness today. I got back to my desk and found I still had some coffee left over.

by jaraket January 27, 2024

chuffing slags

To smoke or borrow a cigarette.

"can I chuff a slag man?"
"Hes always chuffing slags"

by Dar518 December 10, 2023

coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.

Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.

by Professional Birder March 29, 2024

Culfing

When a person takes a drill and shoves it in either there urethra or butthole

i went culfing with my friend the other day, it was fun!

by Blumpygiver46 May 20, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

coffin exchange

You're playing an FPS shooter game that doesn't reward your skills. A coffin exchange, from italian "scambiabare" is what happens when you get a kill and you die right after repeatedly until the game ends and you have 67 kills and 67 deaths.

> A: Bro that game was a true coffin exchange. No way you can get a kill streak!
> B: thats awful lol

by spenko January 29, 2026