Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Cuban Centipede

A guy/girl smokes a cigar while you try and suck it out their ass

I pulled a cuban centipede on this Columbian chic

by SussQuatch August 18, 2022

Cuban Mop

Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.

Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.

by devsecops January 4, 2022

Cuban Shifflett

When you're drunk but have to do CPR on your bestie.

"oh my God! She passed out! Does anyone know how to do the Cuban Shifflett?"

by Mombudsman May 27, 2022

Cuban Shifflett

When you have to give mouth to mouth/ CPR to your drunk bestie

"oh no! She passed out! Does anyone know the Cuban Shifflett?!

by Mombudsman May 27, 2022

Cuban Poolboy

A very sexy and submissive serial rapist

“She called me the Cuban Poolboy” “Oh shit you swing that way?”

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Cuban Poolboy

A very aggressively submissive alpha male that can make any girl remove her clothes and any given time in any given place.

“If you see the Cuban Poolboy around anywhere, hide yo girl”

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022