Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.

Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!

by Toner-D-Boner May 22, 2025

Columbian cum rocket

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.

Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket

by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025

Columbian pow pow

That good white you can only rlly get from the cartel. Slang for cocaine.

Fein “yo Valentino you got any of that Colombian pow pow?”

Valentino “igu bro.”

Ruby “what’s columbian pow pow?”

Fein “It’s cocaine girl”

by Hothead666 June 22, 2025

Columbian Speedboat

When you are balls deep in her doing your squizz bent over the tub while holding her head under water and all you can hear is "glub blub glub bub".

Boy, last night I was at a party and I tried to go to the bathroom and I accidentally cucked my body in the middle of a Columbian Speedboat!!!

by greyskull55731 September 5, 2025

Columbian Blowhole

When you finish in a girls mouth and then she spits your load back in your face, like a whales blowhole.

I met this freaky columbian bird at the pub last night, and when I took her home she performed the columbian blowhole on me! It was sensational

by yxngscrappy September 12, 2025

Columbian Room

A euphemism for a place, usually a bathroom within a bar or pub, in which people recreationally use Cocaine.

Jesus, we’ve only had 2 pints. How the hell has he already visited the Columbian Room?

by XXX_Harambe_XXX October 4, 2025

Columbia River Gorge

A beautiful area in Northwestern and North Central Oregon where the Columbia River flows. It goes from the Oregon Coast to Eastern Oregon. It’s a very diverse area with lots of forests, waterfalls, rivers, lakes, mountains, and deserts.

Man, I love the Columbia River Gorge. It’s a gorgeous area. Visiting Hood River and the Dalles is fun.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025