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Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
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Cob Jobbler

Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?
by King Willy IV March 7, 2024
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cob

cob is such a funny, smart, and caring person. he cares about vincent and his another friends, he's such an good guy. you're so lucky to be friends with him in an online game! although, he talks normally and kinda an chill person ever! if you ever had a friend named cob, oh man you're so lucky to be friends with him!
Vincent: cob is a meme god.
Roxy: I'm so lucky to be friends with him!
by RoxyWasDead March 4, 2022
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