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better than chuck norris

Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee
bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.
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Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick

1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.
by Damien VonDusk January 10, 2009
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Chuck Norris Vagina

A vagina that strongly resembles a large penis
by Pseudonym Person January 21, 2010
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Chuck Norris Action Shorts

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.
A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.
by the david thomas April 1, 2008
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[chuck norris]

chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!
chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!
by Joe 456789 January 18, 2009
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mw2 Chuck Norris of camping

When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.
Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.
by wedbetter May 2, 2010
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chuck norris dare

the ultimate dare, counters dare backs
i triple doggy dare you no darebacks

i chuck norris dare you
by lemony1343433 September 23, 2011
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