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Choppa in the car

A large, black male with gold jewels decides he wants a helicopter in his car. Depending on the size of his vehicle and the size of his helicopter, he then goes about placing the helicopter inside the vehicle. This process can be very dangerous. Many large black males have died as a result of incorrectly putting the helicopter inside of the vehicle. Once the helicopter is inside, do not attempt to start the helicopter. The purpose of the helicopter inside the car remains unknown, but many believe it is a status symbol among large black males. It also gives you permission to yell "I GOT A CHOPPA IN MY CAR!", at passing civilians. Some helicopters in cars can be used for alternate transportation if properly installed.
large black male: I GOT A CHOPPA IN THE CAR!!!

regular white male: why is there a helicopter in your car?

large black male: I GOT A CHOPPA IN THE CAR!!!
by IRniggest September 13, 2011
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car hopping

Breaking into random people's cars usually at parties, and stealing all their shit.
Yo man all these girls drunk lets go car hopping!

Fa sho
by drew cassity November 19, 2006
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Cult Car

Ideally a 2 door BMW E30, although any E30 is potentially a cult car - excluding the 325e of course.

Owners are often one-eyed, opinionated and usually too poor to own a newer car. Secretly they wish they own a Mercedes, Audi or a BMW 6 series.
Person 1: maaate did you see that E30?

Person 2: yeah, it was a 318is - they're a cult car, you know!
by Choadie January 13, 2009
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car puncher

Somebody who habitually starts unnecessary and intense Facebook arguments with random strangers.

May also punch cars.
"Don't be a car puncher, Nicole. Just walk away from the thread your uncle started about anti-vaxxers."
by elliko May 20, 2021
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stealth car

A parked vehicle concealed from view by the positioning and/or size of objects, often other vehicles, in front of it. The vehicle is abruptly revealed after a certain distance.

Not to be confused with automobiles that can actually conceal themselves via electronic countermeasures.
Wait, hold on, the space up there's clear, an---GODDAMNIT! Fucking stealth cars.
by Gerk March 4, 2009
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emptying the car

Code for masturbation while at work. Often done in an inappropriate place, such as the opposite sex's bathroom or shared break room.
Tony: Man, I haven't ejaculated since Susan left me for Efren weeks ago. I can't jack off while I'm sleeping on my mom's couch.
Keith: Have you tried emptying the car? The women's bathroom is pretty private, but I prefer to empty the car behind the copy machine.
by Failedstate May 15, 2015
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puke in a car

Usually a ‘korn field’ pronounced in Latin as pornfield, it is a case when one consumes 12 to 16.5 beers while on a wild game drive in the south of Africa, but can not contain themselves and then act out as being a ‘puke in a car’, they also tend to scream things out like “I have visuals on double D’s
G-d damn it paretz, stop being such apuke in a car’
by Dr. John Albacore February 19, 2018
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