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feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.
Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.
by name your November 15, 2007
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Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007
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cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade
tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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Blade Hicks

A girl, who is bad af . She is amazing in every way possible . Her make up stay A1 & I must say she looks better than 75% of y'all actual female born specimens of this godforsaken world . So why do y'all hate ? She can dress , she pull both ways . But yet y'all stay hatin' on Ol' girl . When y'all say "faggot" or "Gay ass" in the hallways it doesn't phase her ! She is headstrong & fierce .. and BETTER than y'all . So get your life.
"Ooh .. Blade Hicks slaying today !!" " Yass Girl , baddie status".
by nippleclincha June 29, 2015
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Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.
"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"
by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020
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pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.
To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.
by Groggy January 10, 2017
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