"Did you see me with that girl? She let me grab her tits is dressed like a slag..."
"Oh yeh, I know her, she never puts out she's just a barren slag!"
"So what are the girls in your halls like?"
"They are just a bunch of barren slags, I can't be fucked with them!"
"Oh yeh, I know her, she never puts out she's just a barren slag!"
"So what are the girls in your halls like?"
"They are just a bunch of barren slags, I can't be fucked with them!"
by The Barren Slag Hater June 19, 2008
Get the barren slag mug.v. (commonly bartoned) an action through which a person or persons is rejected, humiliated, punished, or degraded. Also, having something taken away that is usually and rightfully ones own. See also served
Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.
Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.
Boykin: Vance, can you pick up these balls, clean the dugout, wash the uniforms, mow the grass, and wash my car since I'm a coach and you have to say yes?
Vance: Uhh...I guess.
Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?
Vance: Yeah.
Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.
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Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?
Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.
Vance: Uhh...I guess.
Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?
Vance: Yeah.
Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.
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Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?
Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.
by AppBaseballSucks July 18, 2008
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nicknames equal brian or annie.
a pimp who is in love with a girl named kaitlyn.
hes super rad at drums and calculas.
he is also a member of the negroe league.
nice hiney.
a pimp who is in love with a girl named kaitlyn.
hes super rad at drums and calculas.
he is also a member of the negroe league.
nice hiney.
-Man, did you see that bardon on that guy, it was super juicy.
- Man did you hear that dude on the drums, he was such a bardon!
- Man did you hear that dude on the drums, he was such a bardon!
by dwightloverxoxo January 23, 2009
Get the Bardon mug.The act of inserting your own index finger into your ass crack to achieve a high level of ass stink then sneaking up behind your best friend and rubbing your finger under his nose to transfer your ass stink onto his upper lip.
After soccer practice, Bobby came up behind me and gave me the fucking nastiest Baron Von Stink Finger ever. I just about threw up.
by gkriz September 11, 2009
Get the Baron Von Stink Finger mug.A small town in New Jersey in which kids go to Haddon Heights High School. There the kids are known for having good hands(meaning they can catch) and giant penises. Only the best are from Barrington. Also, Barrington is known for having extremely fast white kids.
Matt: Hey look how good Shane is at catching the football.
Jeff: You should see his penis.
Bob: Of course, he's from Barrington.
Jeff: You should see his penis.
Bob: Of course, he's from Barrington.
by Steve Novak April 14, 2006
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(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)
by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten July 11, 2006
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