Barney

An overweight male wearing tight colorful cycling apparel.

I went for a ride around the park on sunday. It was full of Barneys showing off their expensive bikes.

by Elmo_Lina November 7, 2018

BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)

oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024

Barney

Barney is a guy thats big brain and misunderstood stood as (Barney the dino)

Barneys the biggest bird.

by Thewisemanofnames August 7, 2023

barney

A blue collar worker type guy. They're like cavemen. They act like they don't care. They only want one thing because they have nothing else to offer. They won't respect or appreciate their relationship partner. Like a lump of coal that can never be a diamond.

I dated a total barney. He was dumb like a two-by-four.

by doll face 88 May 10, 2018

Barney

A purple pervert who tells kids he loves them.

I love Barney
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by Teletubbie2116 March 12, 2019