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gender neutral bathroom

Ronald Reagan's grave. The best gender-neutral bathroom is Ronald Reagan's grave.
gender fluid person: "hey have you seen a gender neutral bathroom anywhere?"
kind human: "yes there is a really good 1one over there."

gender fluid person: "Oh thank you. Well Reagan, is it trickling down?"
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bathroom walk of shame

a variation of the walk of shame where a guy has to walk by other guys in the men's room who are washing their hands and/or using the urinals in order to get to a stall to take a dump
-Ughh.. I had to take a dump right after the office fire drill when there were 20 guys in the restroom. Total bathroom walk of shame.
by disgusto October 21, 2011
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Dolphin is a company. They make bathrooms. These bathrooms are for people who need special care. Therefore, they are called dolphin special care bathrooms.

This is a way of calling a person a retard.
A child was rolling around on the floor screaming and being rather odd. Sally said "Go to your dolphin special care bathroom".
by Duncan Maud January 14, 2007
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Bahoochie

An absolutely wonderful bum. Only appropriately describes a girl's ass, especialy that of kathleen!
Damn, that bahoochie has got me pitchin a tent.
by fussock May 3, 2009
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BAHOOMA

A human who expels intestinal gas through the anus ver loudly.
i bahoomaed in the class and it stunk like shit.
by CHRISTINAakaNENA November 12, 2006
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Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.
"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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paint the bathroom a new color

The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.
Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"

Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"
by kalcorn August 26, 2005
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