Mostly intended as a joke, the "Blotto Box" was a theoretical device that would send too much electricity over phone lines, making it impossible for any calls to get through. Depending on who you ask, the Blotto Box is either impossible or would kill you when you turned it on. The intended effect is that every phone would "ring and ring and ring" in an entire area code.
Blue box, red box, blotto box: schematics for many small devices were distributed during the era of telephone phreaking, but not all of them worked as advertised.
by Bitwise December 14, 2008
Get the blotto boxmug. A name of the action described as such: when a girl, who is so hot that when she unzips your pants to give you blow your load before she touches you.
When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.
When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.
Dave: "dude that girl I left with was so hot, she got the jack in the box"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"
by Joe Shabadu March 24, 2008
Get the Jack in the boxmug. by King Kong December 16, 2003
Get the baby boxmug. 
To fight in a maner that you don't injure the opponite. Such as when you box with no gloves but instead of making fist you have a open hand. This way you can have the same thrill and satifaction of fighting but no injury. This is often done with friends and with no anger but can turn into a real fight if someone gets poked in the eye.
Another word is: Tap
Another word is: Tap
by skateboard russ December 26, 2006
Get the slap boxmug. by MelRose January 25, 2015
Get the Box Openermug. by The Bakeman January 3, 2020
Get the Stone Boxmug.