tree elf

A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.

"You're such a tree elf"

"Do you wanna hear a story about some tree elves"

by BourbonCream December 16, 2013

Santa’s Elf

A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.

“Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”

by That’s Lesbian August 17, 2022

the classroom slut elf

dm her for nudes

the classroom slut elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but even more lesbian than billie eilish

he got that sadness in his eyes that u only see in elf bar american gothic porn

by busybrat July 6, 2024

Wild Elf

Wild elves are hardier that their cousins and have a reputation for being fierce, indomitable warriors. Wild elves aren't noted for their brains.

legolas isn't one of these

by smurf August 22, 2004

Elf euphemism

A euphemism that stupidly normalizes or "shrinks" bad and vulgar words into dumb-freshly idiot euphemisms or Humpty Dumpty moron euphemisms

"Blonderasious" is an elf euphemism of "blondejerky"

by Maltreater Carmeile September 3, 2025

ELF

Number eleven in german.

Ich bin elf Jahre alt = I am eleven years old.

by L0REDO March 17, 2021