Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention
by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022
Get the simpmug. Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 17, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”
by Avs chat March 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Simp: I run nine fan accounts for (insert subject)! Not only that, I also have watched every full live-stream twice, lipsync their dialogue, and buy anything they offer.
Other person: You're a simp...
Other person: You're a simp...
by Ann-is-a-simp October 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020
Get the simpmug.