National Take a Nap During 5th Period Day

It is National Take a Nap During 5th Period Day. Show your teacher on January 10th in order to participate!

“Hey did you hear it’s National Take a Nap During 5th Period day?”

“No way, that’s so cool!”

by Jezek January 10, 2022

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

November 5th

November 5th is my 4lifers birthday 😍😍😍😈😈😈 (jays uwu) and i made this becausye i love them a lot and theyre amzinf <3

person 1: oh its november 5th!
person 2: yea its jays birthday!
person 1: happy birthday jay <3

by ppppppppjajshajs July 26, 2021

November 5th

November fifth is national kiss your friend drake day, but say no homo cuz we not with that gay shit

Drake: Ay dude ur getting a little close
Zach: shut up man it’s November 5th
Drake: Fuck
Zach: *kisses*
Drake: ur fucking ga-
Zach: no homo
Drake: fuck

by Joe kill urself November 5, 2019

Newtons 5th

Newtons 5th denotes that for every great attempt at a difficult boss (for example in FromSoftware's Soulsborne series) several poor, or even shitty attempts will follow.

Man, that was such a great attempt, watch out Newtons 5th gonna be invoked.

Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!

by Pro_Moriarty June 23, 2024

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

5th of May

National show Benjamin your boobs day

Oh shit it's the 5th of may, better show Benjamin my boobs

by Yaboimacapaca May 5, 2024