The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!

“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”

by dannyjerks December 14, 2020

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Cunt Roll

the act of "stop, drop, and roll," performed by a person you don't like after you set them on fire

I doused that cunt in gasoline and set him on fire. Fucker was doing the cunt roll for like three hours.

by MelodyCristo April 20, 2017

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rolled in blonde

I made a big stupid newbie mistake

I made such a big mistake it was like I had rolled in blonde.

by blonde southerner March 17, 2009

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fort-rolled

When you get rickrolled, then the person sends 'Chug Jug With You' right after.

Girl: Damn it he fort-rolled me again

by oxens April 7, 2021

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Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

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Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

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