alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.

I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.

by Webster definer March 24, 2024

rolling on molly

just means you’re really high on molly either irl or hypothetically.

owen joyner says it in one of daniella taylors youtube videos at 10 mins 25 seconds. the video is called:
letting the person in FRONT of me DECIDE what i eat for 24 hours ft. im broke now

“shes rolling on molly”

by genuinegiraffe June 5, 2024

Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

rolling bolt

Rolling bolt is a defense technique used by obese (healthy) queens when they feel threatened. They lay down on the ground, and roll as fast as they can to flatten us skinny people.

Pajeet: omg look at that skinny woman

Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt

by karenlondon69 December 30, 2021

dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.

since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.

by big shark September 6, 2010

The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!

“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”

by dannyjerks December 14, 2020