Killing me off

When people do something so annoying you want to die and you want to say something that doesn’t make them seem annoying

Man your killing me off over this.

by BØRĖD December 28, 2019

Off Brand Nuts

A term used to describe when somebody has had damage to their testicles and they had to be repaired via an operation.

Stacy: How was your date with Brad last night?
Brittany: We didn't end up doing it cause he just had surgery, he has off brand nuts
Stacy: That sucks

by bagging dog November 25, 2020

right off the smack

Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.

Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.

by ViHelena October 15, 2017

dic fell off

when your weenie decides to pull a sneaky on you

oh shit my dic fell off

by retarded_chihuahua November 7, 2017

Getting Hit Off

when one person or a group of people go and attempt to hit you offline. this is done in several ways as a threat as just white lies or actually disconnecting your internet connection from using a program of some sort. this is normally done to people who have done nothing wrong but little kids are angry online and decide to ruin your connection for however long

*makes fun of kid online on call of duty*
Lobby:*laughter*
Booter: “ Hey wanna get hit off?”
Guy: “wow really im getting hit off, wow nerd.”

by blissings May 9, 2018

fuck off tom

when your friend, Tomarse Roads, is being an annoying cunt

He's so annoying, Fuck off Tom

by TwitchingBoss July 22, 2016

No Jerk Off July

No Jerk Off July is July, but no jerking off. You can use other ways to shoot hot steaming cum all over your mechanical keyboard, just don't jerk off. Only real men can do this.

Obama: Ah yes, time to jerk off to Michelle's feet.

Tyrone: Hol' up. You can't jerk off, it's No Jerk Off July!

Obama: Ah, right, I'll just rape her instead.

by IJerkOffDuringJuly November 4, 2019