Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood

Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!

by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023

Mexican Mayflower

Typically an 80's-90's era Toyota pickup driven by a Hispanic male, piled high with random appliances, towing another similar era Toyota pickup also piled with seemingly random appliances, bicycles, and other items. "IN TOW" is spelled out on the tailgate in duct tape.

These travel in caravans of 3, at a slow speed of 55 mph, usually headed from California to El Paso on I-10, before crossing into Mexico; hence the similarity to the Mayflower voyage.

"Break-1-9, we've got a Mexican Mayflower heading South just past Sacaton."

by Arizona Trucker June 14, 2022

Mexican Photoshop

When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).

Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.

by rmrf December 13, 2016

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025

A mexican flamingo

Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass

Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that

by Noasssass88 July 20, 2022

Mexican Equestrian

When a girl smacks you with her chancla while on top of a guy in the reverse cowgirl position.

"YOOOOOOOO Jesus, I was fuckin your mom last night and we did it and she pulled a Mexican Equestrian on my ass, shit was wild hombre."

by Yeeetothehawwww April 15, 2021

mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.

Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!

by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015