Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.

“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019

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get back in your shrub

1. Tell someone to scram
2. Insult your friends nicely
3. Tell a Leopard to get back in it's shrub if you are ever stuck in the forest.

Hey man, you're being a bitch to me.
"GET BACK IN YOUR SHRUB!"

If a Leopard ever comes out and tries to kill you, simply say "GET BACK IN YOUR SHRUB" and it will turn on it's heels and run to the nearest bush! CAUTION: Don't try that at home kids.

by Walster001 September 22, 2015

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Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.

My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!

by Snipedog22 December 23, 2016

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ADD COMMENTS BACK FATTASS

Hello urban moderator FUCKING ADD COMMENTS BACK ALL THE HUMOR WAS FROM COMMENT’s FUCK YOU AND UR TEAM

ADD COMMENTS BACK FATTASS OR ELSE

by Α March 09, 2022

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Gentleman bringing glamour back

When a lovestruck late teen/young adult attempts to win over the heart of a woman he has lusted over for time, using popular methods seen in old Rom-Com movies.

"Did you see that thing Clarke did for Sarah?"
"I Did, he was like a Gentleman bringing glamour back."

by Roarstein January 01, 2017

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