Slap

The quick, preplanned entry of two words, as the first two guesses, in Wordle

The slap worked well today giving me a green and two yellows

by Speedordle December 12, 2023

mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13

come here so i can mitch slap you

by coltvow December 12, 2023

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

by Toddler slap June 30, 2023

Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023

Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.

What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023