couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

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Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

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dub slapped

a phrase used by people that live on the westside of their city that means to backhand someone while forming a "W" with your hand

"I dub slapped your sister for saying that!"

by Yeska April 19, 2008

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Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.

“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”

by ohz999 November 19, 2023

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