slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

Slap sad

When you are slap happy, but really really sad at the same time; so overwhelmed it's comical; college student.

You guys I am so slap sad, I cannot make it through this lab. Wait, do we even have lab today? Where did we park?

by Princess Conseula BananaHammoc March 18, 2019

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

slaps

be qicker than this

person1 (slaps person2): "why you do this to me bro?"

by Krkič December 7, 2019

Slap

Going to go jack off

Be right back mate I gotta get in my daily slap

by Slapper22 April 3, 2020

slap ass year

“Slap ass year” is a free pass to slap any girls/boys ass. The slap ass year occurs once a year every year

I’m gonna report you for rape!
You can’t, it’s slap ass year

by MadsM October 2, 2019