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The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.
by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022
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Olive Oil Cake

Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.
How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.
by IBeleiveinHarveyDent May 3, 2022
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cake

she got some cake
by lildudeisagoat May 4, 2022
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Cake with frosting

Its when you ejaculate on a womans buttocks and slather the seminal fluids across the buttocks and start biting at her buttocks and proceed to shout "I'm eating cake with frosting!"
John: Hey did you hear what paul did the other night?

Chris: Yeah! I heard he had some cake with frosting since the wife allowed it!

John: Man, I'm jealous!

Chris:Yeah, me too.
by Paul Stoneson May 5, 2022
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Cake

This is when you want to lick the person you love ass deep and all around in the asshole after proper cleaning until they orgasm or can’t wait to make love to you and stop to make love to you.
She said I want to cake with him.
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Ponus cake

The secret lore within a universe/society which is not to be discussed.
He really wanted to figure out Ponus cake but was afraid of what may happen to him.
by roroporo05 September 15, 2022
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Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.
"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."
by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022
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