Ass Factor

Ass factor

-Noun

1. a measurement of taste as it relates to ass. Ass factors range in severity from 0 to 10 where 0 is tasty and 10 is absolutely nasty. An ass factor of 5 is generally considered to be the transition from palatable to unpalatable.

Origin: The term "ass factor" originated from a hiking trip in Fundy National Park in 2009. The term was adopted by the group to describe the edible wild plants being collected and tasted.

Gee, this Clintonia Borealis is pretty good. I'd say that it has an ass factor of about 2.

by afloat.ca July 12, 2010

jello ass

(n.) A large and attractive set of female buttocks, characterized by much wobbling and jiggling, particularly when observed walking away from the viewer.

Person 1: "Coco Austin, wife of Ice-T, has a superb jello ass!"

Person 2: "Of course she does! What planet have you been living on?"

by Duck-Molester November 28, 2012

ass key

a pronunciation joke of the word ASCII.

Person 1: hey dude, how do you pronounce "ASCII"?

Person 2: "ass key"

by Dawnk Meemz June 17, 2016

alcohaulin ass

The act of driving really fast while under the influence of alcohol

Kody- "bo did you see that man goin off the road while sippin liqur, he was alcohaulin ass."

Anthony-"the other day i got shitfaced and made another beer run, i hit 140 down mcilwain in my car, i was alcohaulin ass."

by LA druggie December 27, 2010

ass song

When jthan serenades your gootyhole with a song of such seductive power that you then have sex with him.

He wasn't interested, but Jthan busted out a prime ass song. The next morning he regretted it deeply.

by ZaphodBeeblebroxTheThird December 5, 2018

blows ass

Sucks, not good, usually said on video games.

"Oh this sniper blows ass on this game !!!"
"Oh wow this game blows ass, who plays this?"

by Jared Kelsay August 24, 2008

Ass Shirt

When the girl your sleeping with takes your shirt and puts it under her ass while your fucking in hopes of no leaving evidence on her relatives, boyfriend, or sisters bed.

Self-Explanitory After Defination Is Read. Ass Shirt

by Cherubrock March 26, 2011