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crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.
Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.
by AnnabelS February 11, 2015
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Justice Slapped

When an individual commits a crime and gets what they deserve from the justice system.
Bob- Yo Timmy, I just punched a baby in the face!

Timmy- Dude! That's messed up your going to get Justice Slapped.

(6 hours later Bob is arrested and sentenced to 2 years of prison for child abuse)
by JC1190 August 20, 2013
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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
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couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.
Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.
by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007
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SLAP

guy: hey wanna go to walmart later?

guy 2: yea SLAP
by ay20o0 January 31, 2021
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Slap Romy day

This day is the 4th of every month. During this time, you slap anyone called Romy that you know. This applies especially if they like anime. There is only one rule: you must slap the person hard.
Jim: I feel like there is something special about this day
Carl: yes! Its slap Romy day
Jim: OMG! Does that mean I get to slap her!
Carl: yep
Jim: *slaps Romy extremely hard*
Romy *screams so loud all the windows break*
by LordMystery December 3, 2019
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