blows ass

Sucks, not good, usually said on video games.

"Oh this sniper blows ass on this game !!!"
"Oh wow this game blows ass, who plays this?"

by Jared Kelsay August 24, 2008

ass flute

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.

Jack is such and ass flute.

by hard worker November 6, 2008

ass chair

a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user's butt in th chair.

dude1- "i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my butt in the padding!"

dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"

by realcelestialphoenix March 17, 2009

Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.

Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.

by Sami D March 29, 2009

Ass Garland

A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.

Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.

by cydedish February 25, 2014

sage ass

the ultimate female ass of any species human etc.perfect round, firm,not to little, not to big,just enough to arouse the opposite sex.(Example:Damn look that girl has a sage ass!

I get turned on when I see a girl with a sage ass!

by Professional Dude June 20, 2014

gapped ass

Having an enlarged anus due to vigorous intrusion and penetration.

She left the party all gapped ass.

by Boozie7673 December 5, 2014