Did I ask?

The most overrated comeback EVER.

Person 1: I like pickle sandwiches.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: No, but do I care if you don't?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Exactly.

by Moonsun Bleach :> February 2, 2022

i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have

ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that

by v4mpforprettyzz February 4, 2022

i just shidded

i just tooked a big shid

bro, i just shidded

by Chad Monke April 3, 2022

i hewe the stupid

i hewe the stupid is a terrible sickness is that when your really stupid but you think you just "hew the stupid"

person 1: i hewe the stupid
person 2: this is why your dad left

by a twizzler April 11, 2022

I got an erection

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

I had a boner

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

I am speeeed

hacker is speed

jon arbuckle: “I am speeeed.”
person: “no actually, hacker is speeeed.”

by Swifty12 January 5, 2021