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national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day ๐Ÿ˜‰ #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) ๐Ÿ†โ™ฅ๏ธ
person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
by stargirl ๐Ÿ’ซ April 3, 2023
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Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle

colloquially known as the S U C C
this is the form of sex called a blowjob in which the penis is placed in the mouth of a woman instead of their vaginal regions, this can be used as a method of 2, maybe 3 dicks in a girl at once. (MmM, kinky)

If this event is to be undertaken, please call
44+ 23453453924
Sentence examples can't be blank soo... -_-
"Yoo Dave, Angela gave me the Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle in return for some watermelon sugar"
"Yoo, Thats sick"
by TheSlangMaker420 May 14, 2021
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Suck off

Something Pro does to Max Gawn
Pro likes to suck off Max Gawn
by Legend derry March 21, 2024
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The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!
Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha
by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020
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sucks

Even though boasting about their high-speed 4G mobile broadband service, Airtel sucks. it would be the definitive example for the work "sucks".
Airtel sucks.
by wake_up_neo April 16, 2022
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sucks to be you

HA HA my life is so much better than yours right now, im so glad that you have to live through being you HAHAHAHAHAHA
"I have a science test and math test to study for, plus a 700 word essay on the orgin of the word the"

"HAHA sucks to b u"
by Lizard June 14, 2004
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