by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021

by Tommie Johnson January 23, 2016

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

by Silence DogGod March 25, 2019

by Binky Barnes September 8, 2019

Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.
Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024

Rolling bolt is a defense technique used by obese (healthy) queens when they feel threatened. They lay down on the ground, and roll as fast as they can to flatten us skinny people.
Pajeet: omg look at that skinny woman
Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt
Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt
by karenlondon69 December 30, 2021
