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swegg rolls

The tasty deliciousness that is the southwestern egg roll. Corn, peppers, black beans, spinach, chicken, and cheese, all wrapped up in a deep fried tortilla. Delish!
by sammiixsue October 13, 2012
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Biryanis and Rolls

A cloud kitchen that serves the best biryanis and rolls in Tura and not only that but a wide variety of scrumptious dishes you name it! Once you try them, you're bound to order again and again, it's sooooo good! Slurpppppppp!
It's biryanis and rolls kinda day!
by Foodiegurl November 24, 2021
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Rolled

getting stepped on in an embarrassing detrimental manner; unapologetically untalented
Yooo Erin brown rolled asf
by @zayfvs June 25, 2023
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blueberry cinnamon roll

can i get a lick of your blueberry cinnamon roll?”
by pooktasticnator March 30, 2023
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Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed
"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"
by anonymous July 31, 2024
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Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF)

Definition:
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.

Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.

Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.

Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.

Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
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