National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

Slap That

When you see the most prime little medium wage home in the suburbs that is inhabited by average Joe’s and you know you’re about to sell them whatever you want.

“Hey homie, you see 5909 over there with the Nissan Altima out front, I’m about to Slap That so quickly.”

by BeanBottaBoom May 4, 2021

Duck Slapped

The act of being rejected, put down, scolded or failing at something.

You just got Duck Slapped.

by Citycat March 28, 2021

pole slap

To completely dominate an opponent or opposing group into submission

Dude, did you see the football team won 52-0?

Yeah man, we totally pole slapped them!

by BrianTheCornGuy November 16, 2023

Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

SLAP

Acronym for “Sounds Like A Plan”

A fun enthusiastic but short response to a proposed plan.

Cole: Let’s get beers after work today!

Andi: SLAP

by Urbandiclover July 23, 2021

Slap ass friday

Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith

*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠

by Slapper of ass February 4, 2021