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This is an acronym for "semen in my pussy". When a girl says this to you, that means she desperately wants you to fuck her.
Guy: "spare coochie ma'am? 🥺👉👈"
Girl: "simp"
by fuckronym October 21, 2023
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Yo, did u see Candace Flynn yesterday? She's got total SIMP energy
by id10tt June 16, 2020
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Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.
“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022
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a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.
Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"
by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020
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person: Duuuuddeee tyler is being such a simp
person 2: Dude he’s literally just being himself, he is The Simp
by littlebabymonkeyboy July 18, 2020
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Logan is a god damn simp
by Jskapakehbdha September 28, 2020
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Ever wondered what SIMP actually means?

It means a man who would possibly love a certain woman(or all women) in a very unusual way that it feels like he can get thrown under the bus and still love them it's like he could just straight up worship women, now that is what it means.
a SIMP is desperate for affection from women.
by W0LFFn't May 20, 2023
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