Carter James Heimslich

The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.

"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"

by BangalangMan February 20, 2025

james

james is one of a kind. you will never meet a man like him. james is the best son, brother, friend, and boyfriend one could ever possibly find. it is difficult to not be obsessed with james. even just thinking about him can make a person kick their feet back and forth. he is the sweetest! don’t ever take james for granted. he is like a unicorn. he gives life lemons.

anyone: “how are you doing today?”
me: “man i really love james”

by jamesbiggestfan888 November 20, 2023

William James Livings

William James livings is a disturbed type of beast, he likes sticking his hands in his mouth after peeling off parts of his fungal disease from his foot. Not only that, it makes a habit of snotting on people’s shoulders, while pleasing themselves. Stay away

I’m distgusted it’s a “William James Livings”

by Angus Hands February 19, 2024

Jaminger

A jamacian ginger

Sup you jaminger!

by INeedADaddy January 14, 2017

James Busch

A name. A real Name. He's a real boy!

James Busch is A name. A real Name. He's a real boy!.
Obvs you dumb fuk

by HighFryer October 19, 2023

Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009

James

That guy with and Indian accent and emails you about
A lottery or a cruise. Always has a strong Indian accent and the whitest name. but when you call him he has no idea about the email and seem to make up the conversation.

Hello my name is james what did you call me for
: the email
:I see, what email

by Megamer-+monster September 9, 2019