Paper Cakes

A social media account that follows you first, gets you to follow back, then unfollows you.

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 27, 2018

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.

I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.

by Josh chase April 29, 2024

Cake

Easy

This homework was cake

by Rockstar156 November 16, 2017

Cake

Thiccccccc

Zoe got that cake

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

Cake baking

Flirting

“ look at jaron over there cake baking with ole girl “

by Yo momma a hoe January 26, 2023

cake

cake

a cake

by anonymous February 8, 2022