slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024

Slaps

Shorthand term for “this tastes so good, it’ll make you slap yo momma.”

My girl cooked up some fried chicken, mac and cheese and greens. This shit slaps

by JB Smoooove January 31, 2024

Slap

Slap just means Sloppy ass Pussy which means a woman's vagina is Terrible

Bro that bitch i fucked last night had Slap shit had me losing it!!!!!

by Jay Carnage February 4, 2024

Siberian slime slap

The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.

My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap

by Dick Anball April 9, 2023

Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.

I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.

by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023