Random Pavarotti Syndrome

Noun: A condition in which the afflicted individual bursts in to raucous operatic verse at highly inappropriate times.

He has Random Pavarotti Syndrome; always doing The Merchant of Venice in the library...

by Fu Fu October 30, 2007

Man Jaw Syndrome

or "MJS" for short.
Condition in which a female has an abnormally square/manly jaw.

Emily Deschanel (from the TV series, "Bones")

Jim: goddamn homie, she's fine!
Tim: yeah, but she's got a serious case of Man Jaw Syndrome
Jim: shitbiscuits, you're right
Tim: you bet you're black ass I'm right

by puertorican120 June 29, 2011

glaive boner syndrome

When ever you hear a song by glaive you get a boner 5 seconds I

Am I only the only one here with glaive boner syndrome

by Redjet64 November 18, 2021

Leaky Penis Syndrome

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

by Black Tony May 16, 2009

Jealous Bitch Syndrome

The condition most often occurring in pubescent teeny bopper girls in which the female becomes hostile towards their previous infatuation, frequently causing difficulty for the male in question of finding or connecting with a new mate(s). The most common symptom of Jealous Bitch Syndrome is the inability to control the urge to constantly and unreasonably prove a nuisance to oneself and others.

Bro 1: She's nothing but a trouble making drama queen ulleh.
Bro 2: Too true bro, I personally find it both amusing and entertaining, as the emotions of a pubescent bopper are, quite honestly, of little concern to me in comparison with more important mad wog shit.
Bro 1: Exactly, she has Jealous Bitch Syndrome, lets go get a coffee, yulla.

by Lebanese Rambo November 25, 2010

Saggy Ball Syndrome

When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.

skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome

When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.

Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"

by BallJ0ckeyTitsMcGee March 3, 2010

Bob Barker Syndrome

When Bob Barker on the Price is Right calls up a contestant and they run up screaming and yelling. An even more severe case is when a contestant wins a bid goes into epilepsy and start attacking Bob Barker.

Oh noez, crazy lady has Bob Barker Syndrome.

by J@m3$ H@nl3y May 12, 2007