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That one Mexican

If you’re people like me, you probably have that one Mexican who’s living off your really wealthy grandfather who currently has dementia and forgets stuff within five minutes. She uses this as a strategy to get away with anything fucked up that she does. That includes destroying a perfectly healthy white family, uses him to get Sonic every week, gets him to take her wherever she wants whenever she wants, doesn’t give him his medicine so that his dementia gets worse so he won’t remember anything, tricks your family into thinking there’s gonna be a pool party especially for your cousin who recently lost his dad but then to your surprise as you pull up, the pool looks like Shreks Swamp and nobody’s at the house, and constantly reminds your grandfather about his son moving towns over in which he forgets about it within five minutes but that five minutes is like a living hell for him. If you can relate, you’re not alone so just stay strong and throw her in the pool and let her drown. She can’t swim!
Grandson of a legend
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”

Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”

Grandson of a legend
FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”

That one Mexican

“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”

The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie
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A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.
A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.
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Mexican Cuck Off

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Last night Jill, Rob, and Robb had a Mexican cuck off. They stared at each other for hours until someone broke and starting jerking.
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Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
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