An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging
Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!
by cowdungminge August 3, 2017
Get the chocolate geysermug. You have charley in the chocolate factory
by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021
Get the charley in the chocolate factorymug. A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023
Get the Chocolate Scalemug. by Ohmykatebug February 11, 2018
Get the chocolate peckermug. by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024
Get the African chocolate barmug. When a wealthy Dubai gentleman pays a prostitute (usually a young American female with an Only Fans) a large sum of money to defacate on her.
by HM151 April 10, 2025
Get the Dubai Chocolatemug. Sam had never felt so bad, his girlfriend had just broke up with him. He felt as if nothing could cure his despair. Sam decided he had nothing better to do so he went to his friend Bob's house. When he got there he told Bob all about how he and his girlfriend had broken up.
"Oh no that's terrible!" Bob said as soon as Sam was finished.
"I already knew that" sighed Sam.
"Have you tried chocolate yet? It always works for me" Bob said
"Chocolate?" Asked Sam, who was now very confused.
'Yes chocolate! have you ever tried it?"
"No- I haven't" Said Sam
"It'll make you feel so much better" Said Bob, who was now hurrying into his kitchen.
A few moments later Bob came out of his kitchen holding a flat rectangular package labelled 'chocolate'.
"Try a piece" Said Bob as he broke off one square for each of them.
Sam placed the shiny piece of chocolate in his mouth. As soon as it touched his tongue it began to melt. Sam had never felt so much joy from food. The rich, sweet, and silky smooth chocolate was oozing everywhere in his mouth. He almost fell off his seat because he was so amazed by the power of this small mouthful of chocolate. He begged Bob to tell him where he could find more chocolate.
"You can buy it from lots of places, I got this one from the store up near the beach" said Bob.
Before Bob could say any more, Sam was sprinting to the store near the beach. This my friends, is the power of chocolate.
"Oh no that's terrible!" Bob said as soon as Sam was finished.
"I already knew that" sighed Sam.
"Have you tried chocolate yet? It always works for me" Bob said
"Chocolate?" Asked Sam, who was now very confused.
'Yes chocolate! have you ever tried it?"
"No- I haven't" Said Sam
"It'll make you feel so much better" Said Bob, who was now hurrying into his kitchen.
A few moments later Bob came out of his kitchen holding a flat rectangular package labelled 'chocolate'.
"Try a piece" Said Bob as he broke off one square for each of them.
Sam placed the shiny piece of chocolate in his mouth. As soon as it touched his tongue it began to melt. Sam had never felt so much joy from food. The rich, sweet, and silky smooth chocolate was oozing everywhere in his mouth. He almost fell off his seat because he was so amazed by the power of this small mouthful of chocolate. He begged Bob to tell him where he could find more chocolate.
"You can buy it from lots of places, I got this one from the store up near the beach" said Bob.
Before Bob could say any more, Sam was sprinting to the store near the beach. This my friends, is the power of chocolate.
by ChocolateLover7364 September 7, 2020
Get the chocolatemug.