When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry
by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024

by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017

by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
by heccboi April 20, 2021

Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.
by peppyjoto April 9, 2021

A passive aggressive suburbanite mother who will condescend those without children, marriage and other archaic social pressures.
I don't recognize Susie any longer, she got married right on 30 and turned into a smarmy cake server almost overnight.
by grindy March 6, 2017
