John

The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates

He is the biggest John ever

by _cheez_ December 8, 2016

National kiss John day

Find someone named john and kiss them

Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day

by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022

John

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.

"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"

by Nagant Pelenkov November 1, 2020

John

Syrena parham love John with all of her heart and she'll never let go of him she's deeply in love with this person.

John is the best person that you'll ever met.

by Love_. June 13, 2018

John Cena

You can't see him.

where is John Cena, i cant see him.

by jirgjieughinb May 23, 2021

John

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken

Everyone needs a John in their lives

by Roobee11 August 4, 2020

John

People with this name somehow manage to look like every single zoo animal all at once. They also have a tail.

"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Why, we already have a John!"

by JohnHater6942069 December 11, 2023