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The fart wall

A fart wall is when you and your best friend don't fart in front of each other because its 'embarrassing' However if you do fart in front of each other you have broken the fart wall.
Person 1- I'm going to fart so ill mute the facetime.
Person 2-No don't if you fart in front of me we will break the fart wall!
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Fart-Opener

A fart of such noise and strength it can just open a bottle of beer to open a cold one with the boys
"Dude I swear to God I had Fart-Opener last night, it smelled! "
by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018
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Fart Skinner

Unnecessarily heavy and grossly smelly
To pull a Fart Skinner; That bloke is Fart Skinnering.
by GanglyarmMan January 21, 2019
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Fart Bomb

Fart bombs are these bags with this liquid inside a small packet, which you squish , then they react to produce hydrogen sulfide and then the bag pops and a rotton egg smell fills the area.
Did you smell that fart bomb Eliot set off in the corridor.
by Granny Norma May 27, 2018
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Fart marble

Fart marble: noun; a fart that has been released by a male while wearing women’s panty hose. That fart is now a compressed ball of methane. It’s progress can be easily tracked as it moves about the panty hose, trapped by the waistband.
Todd come out from under the fucking table, so we can see the fart marble bouncing around. Carol is headed for the legion and needs her panty hose back.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! June 25, 2019
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Jizz Fart

Someone who is sexually attracted to farts, hence the name.
Ryan: Did you jerk off to my fart?

Bob: Yeah

Ryan: Man, you're a total Jizz Fart
by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019
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Fart Nugget

A delicious chicken nugget that you, a significant other or your dearest pet has sat upon and has cut the cheese.
by THE TRUTH AND NOTHING ELSE. March 26, 2019
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