A man who's very fuckable with hot body and big dick but has an extremely ugly face. You would want to ride his dick but would prefer doing that with a brown bag covering his face.
Emma : Ugh, John's hot and I wanna fuck him but wtf is up with his face.
Clair : Just brown bag him and he's all ready to be fucked.
When two people share a toilet while having a bowel movement. One partner sits traditionally, the other sits atop their partner facing inward, defecating through their open legs.
The bar was so crowded that Sheila and Tammy had to make a brownlotus.