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Bean

Someone who is characteristically cute, pure or innocent or even a childlike like person. Someone who makes few genuine mistakes that harm others and if so regrets them deeply.
"hey did you hear? Sarah started crying because she accidentally elbowed Lucy and felt really bad about it."
"Oh my god she's such a bean."

"Your cat is such a bean he fell asleep on the pillow next to my head"
by Denimbluemitski January 14, 2017
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Cian Bean

A monkey who has very abnormally large ear structure. He descended from the ape, to walk amongst humans in disguise. It sneaks around stealing unvaluable items, ie. Water bottles, pencil cases, etc.
That boy is such a cian bean!
by Monkey collector April 15, 2024
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Smack the bean

When the clit is as large as a lima bean and you smack it for sexual pleasure.
I can't wait to get home and smack the bean.
by Whoasking-_- November 5, 2021
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beans

Beans refers to a SPECIFIC person who is always being the cutest potato ever. Usually with sass and attitude.
"Omg, is that her right there? The grumpy looking couch potato over there?"
"Yep, thats my beans"
by Umreeca April 18, 2022
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Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.
My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.
by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015
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cool beans

*Your dad telling you anything about something you don't care about and him winning something*

"Cool beans."
by kyvz March 29, 2023
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Beans

Any thing in regards to sexual furry content.
"Do you like beans?"
"Not really, they are kinda weird"
by Twiggy Deer January 27, 2020
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