Bean

A small penis

John plays with his bean a lot

by Xxx_epiksniper42069-xx October 4, 2019

Beaning

When you pour a can of beans onto a sleeping person as a prank

Jerald: Yo, you want to do a beaning?
Max: Sure, but who?

by HrjttamblynGod June 24, 2020

Bean

A Mexican

Look at that sexy bean

by Uuhhhhhh January 21, 2021

Bean Hair

A greasy haired Mexican

My friend bill is a bean hair

by fluff bag May 27, 2009

Bean

English slang for someone's head. Especially potent when referring to a bald head due to its exceptional resemblance to a bean.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.

"I slapped his bean bruv", "Brucey's a bit of beaner still"

by Jeremy Cunt May 4, 2021

Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.

“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”

by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025