cake buff

buff the ass.

when a character is lacking some ASSests.

ME: "Aamon's skin just dropped today and man it looks kina fineeee."
Friend: "Fine?? Babe, he lacking that cake."
Me: "Now that you point that out his ass is a pancake and it ain't a fluffy one! OMG! I hope they buff his cake soon."
Friend: "Moonton cake buff pls."

by PROTEST TO BUFF AAMON'S CAKE. January 2, 2023

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retard cake

the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.

yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"

by SenpaiSofu December 17, 2019

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coconut cake

Coconut cake is a popular dessert in the Southern region of the United States. It is a cake frosted with a white frosting and covered in coconut flakes.

My mom makes the best coconut cake at Thanksgiving

by PenguinKnight February 15, 2017

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Caked up

When someone’s bootylicous

Girl 2“Damn why are the boys in my class more Caked up than me”

Girl 2:“I don’t know it’s kinda sad”

by CrazyCh1ck September 10, 2023

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Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

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