Butter cat

The opposite of a milkshake duck. A viral person that later turns out to have really good views. Named after Jorts the cat.

"I was hoping bean dad was going to be a butter cat, but he was a milkshake duck."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."

by Wooshie January 25, 2022

To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023

peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.

Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.

by pbwhirl November 21, 2020

Peanut Butter and Jelly

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.

Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.

by packtober April 14, 2022

Butter

What a plane does when Swiss001 lands it

Swiss001 buttered on the runway

by hahahhahahahhaa May 13, 2022

doo-doo butters

The act of taking a shit and having the consistency of cold butter a.k.a. extra thick

Trey- Where the hell were you earlier?
Alex- Man, I just went down down doo-doo butters! Dropped a thick ass turd!

by tpoointrey October 16, 2008

Dish Butter

Volleyball slang for making the perfect set.

Herm: I'm feeling good!
Matt: Why?
Herm: My peeps came down to show me support me while I Dish Butter!

by SoilentGreen February 22, 2018