paents

how my beautiful perfect loving girlfriend says the word "pants". everyone should pronounce pants like paents because she is the best girlfriend ever and paents sounds way cooler

nick: i spilled water on my pants

sophia: on your paents?
nick: no my pants
sophia: your paents?

by Carl-de-la-santos_sick May 24, 2024

Pansexual

Someone who really loves pans

Bob: I am pansexual.
Bob mama: So you fuck pans?

by Harry Bal Sag June 1, 2024

Pansexual

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

pansexual

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

Pansexual.

When you realize: Guys are hot. So are girls. And nonbinary creatures. And any other genders. Basically you’re attracted to every gender. EXCEPT PANS. WE DON’T FUCK PANS GOD DAMMIT!

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh. I thought you’re a lesbian??
Girl: The fuck? I’m Pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

Pansexual

When one is sexually attracted to pans

Person 1: I am pansexual

Person 2: So you like pans
Person 1: Yes

by 88th Fox June 15, 2024

Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025